Where can I buy these items?
Only in the mythical realm of Azeroth in Bizzard Entertainment's wily MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) World of Warcraft!
You are trapped in their world, now!
What is your return policy?
We allow returns on all products up to 30 days with a receipt. Products with no receipt will be returned for a 150% restocking fee plus an additional $45 administrative fee.
Does Gadgetzan's Gadgets offer financing?
As a service to its loyal clientele, Gadgetzan's Gadgets is pleased to offer generous financing through its subsidiary, GLS (Goblin Loan Sharks) Services.
Be warned: defaulting on loan, could result in broken limbs.
How do I cancel my order?
Your order must be cancelled within 24 hours of purchase. If you wish to cancel your order, please call us between the hours of 1200 and 1204 on the third Wednesday of every month starting with the letter N.
I have a complaint, who do I contact?
All complaints should be directed to the "Dept. of Lost Files". They will provide you with a form #1046-B.16-X which needs to be filled out in triplicate, notarized and signed by an employee of Starbucks. The completed form should be faxed to our customer service affiliate in India, who will file the complaint in the appropriate bin. In the order recieved, the complaint will reviewed by a staff of old wise men in Sumatra, who can only receive the complaints in written form delivered on the back of a mountain goat, so please allow 4-6 months for delivery.
Once the "divine council" has eaten enough yogurt and meditated on the merits of your complaint, they will render their decision, which will be delivered (again by mountain goat - please allow another 4-6 months for delivery) to our office of Customer Service in a small hut in the Artic. They will carefully re-scribe your complaint into a minature form, which will be sealed in a bottle and ingested by one of our professional "delivery seals" who will deliver the reply to our offices in Las Vegas. We will then send world reknowned magician David Blaine to your residence to deliver the news and make your house disappear.